The Cleveland Sporty Page

[horseofcourse]

"By being the manager and just playing whoever I want." - Acta on how he would choose to split playing time between Kearns and Buck.


In other news, welcome back to the bigs Luis Valbuena!! We've missed you. McCallister back to C-Bus as that was his lone start. Luis stays until July 18th when Exhausto returns to start one of the double header games in Minnesota.

[clyde]

Oh fucl< C/Pz man!!!!

[clyde]

The starting line up for the American League all star team:



ss...........................Tommy The Trained Seal( bark!! )

2nd base.................. Justout--I mean Justin doo dah!!

1st base....................Jimmy Who

c-field........................Bugs Bunny

3rd base.....................Soo Moo Ahdunno

catcher...................... Charley Rye

r-field.........................Ted Bafferts

l-field..........................Albert Collins

pitcher.........................Kooly Aid

[clyde]

Oh fer God sakes!!



What the fucl< does Masterson think he's doing!!?

[clyde]

Happy Birthday ,HC.



The Tribe maybe can give you a present today and not suck.

[clyde]

They did!

Give you a present, I mean.

[horseofcourse]

I'm done saying nice things about them. They lose when that happens. I see they made up a fake injury for Talbots!! Good for him. Gomez up for good. He's not my favorite. His AAA stats don't fool me at all. Exhausto ready to go Monday. I don't think things are looking good at all. Even Verlander getting shelled doesn't make me happy. As good as Carrasco was in June, he's been that bad in July. I'm not excited about tonight. nor Sunday, nor Monday. Thanks. My birthday was their last day with more than a zero game lead.