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A win. That's a miracle. 5 runs in one single game. Oh my goodness, home runs by multiple Cabrera's and some guy named Lonnie is now playing 3rd base. Dopey will have 100 errors if he continues at his current pace. 1 run in 4 innings is actually a very bad game by the bullpen. They survived it. Talbots pitched 4 no hit innings after the 1st. Dahla as the GM would make more sense. Alomar Jr is 1st base coach, firing him would cause fan uprisings amongst the 13,000 at the stadium.