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Old 06-15-2011, 08:52 PM
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Tell me about your favorite toy when you were a kid or a toy you wanted but never got.

Commercials and jingles you remember...

What did you like to play?

What did you want to be when you grew up?

Tell me about your first crush or your first kiss.

Kindly answer one or all of the above.

... and for the bravest among us? What is something you've never told anyone (it can be something stupid or awful or well... anything)!
linda pasco walking out of her parent's house by the back gate in 8th grade. i had never kissed anyone and all of a sudden there's tongue. so confusing. but in a very nice way.

linda unfortunately went from hot jr high babe into overweight drug burnout living with her mom and working at pizza hut. i met her in my 40's and she showed up wearing a circus tent jean jacket with (i'm not kidding) a desiccated piece of cat **** hanging off the back. cats were shitting on her clothes and she hadn't noticed.

this is why i now live in the present. there really is no going back.
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Old 06-15-2011, 09:04 PM
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Tell me about your favorite toy when you were a kid or a toy you wanted but never got.

Commercials and jingles you remember...
"I'm a Pepper, you're a Pepper, wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?"
What did you like to play?
Pocket Pool
What did you want to be when you grew up?
Taller

Tell me about your first crush or your first kiss.

Kindly answer one or all of the above.

... and for the bravest among us? What is something you've never told anyone (it can be something stupid or awful or well... anything)!
I'm really 5'7' 1/8
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Old 06-15-2011, 09:31 PM
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^^thinks he is a giant at 5'8"
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Old 06-15-2011, 10:04 PM
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^^thinks he is a giant at 5' 8 1/2"
FTFY
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Old 06-15-2011, 11:40 PM
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linda pasco walking out of her parent's house by the back gate in 8th grade. i had never kissed anyone and all of a sudden there's tongue. so confusing. but in a very nice way.

linda unfortunately went from hot jr high babe into overweight drug burnout living with her mom and working at pizza hut. i met her in my 40's and she showed up wearing a circus tent jean jacket with (i'm not kidding) a desiccated piece of cat **** hanging off the back. cats were shitting on her clothes and she hadn't noticed.

this is why i now live in the present. there really is no going back.
Great story and yes, let's hear it for the present!
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