Tornados today Joplin, MO

I wasn't here. Not that a narcissist such as yourself would notice.

I commend Obama for going to Tuscaloosa. The added time by adding the extra stop on the Cape Canaveral photo op was appreciated. What a thoughtful man to go completely out of his way to stop by Tuscaloosa and comfort the people.

I'm not sure he was there 20 hours after the storm. I'm not very good at math. The storm happened on Wednesday afternoon and he was there Friday. Oh well I'm sure it adds up somehow. You're never wrong.

You are a wonderful person. That's why you deal with animals as a profession. You're just too good for humans. We can't take your sincerity and kindness.

Muah you big c.unt.