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[horseofcourse]

Exhausto just needs to quit against the White Sox. His ERA is close to 150 against them and 2 against the rest of baseball. A total repeat of his opening day performance. 6 runs and the 2nd just started. It's quite a tragedy once again.

[clyde]

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He doesn't even get a chance to get tired against these guys.

[clyde]

Thank our luckies Dahla is busy baiting Peanut Shell.

[horseofcourse]

Originally Posted by clyde

Thank our luckies Dahla is busy baiting Peanut Shell.

dala has too much nba playoff action to report on to be too concerned about America's team.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by horseofcourse

dala has too much nba playoff action to report on to be too concerned about America's team.

This is so true.



I think she gets more action than many here would think.

[horseofcourse]

Grady is a doofus, but his hot streaks can carry a team for a week. Urns, Buck and Duncan are just painful.

[horseofcourse]

My God, a hit for urns....he's up to .170.

[clyde]

Urns just got a hit!!




The world is ending!

[clyde]

Originally Posted by horseofcourse

Grady is a doofus, but his hot streaks can carry a team for a week. Urns, Buck and Duncan are just painful.

That was good..you can't say that about him in Cleveland.Would rather Brantley play center and shuffle Sizemore on out if he can stay in one piece long enough to trade him.

[horseofcourse]

Urns, Everett and Duncan all playing at the same time. They need Grady and/or Hafner to play. Being Cleveland you have to assume the worst with both of them.

[clyde]

Stop saying "Urns!!"


f,r&l-a!!




I think both died and they are holding back upon notification of relatives.

[clyde]

We just went down on 7 pitches!!



7!!

[horseofcourse]

Proof it's American's team. Orlando Cabrera missing game to become US citizen. Everett playing. Germano designated for assignment....the great Valbuena brought up.

[clyde]

Valbuena!!????




You're kidding me, right?

[clyde]

15 pitches and Exhausto has only one guy out.




I think I'm leaving.

[horseofcourse]

No, Cabrera is in South Carolina. I guess they finally decided Germano can't get major league hitters out...wanted an additional at bat, but can't believe it takes more than one day to become a US citizen....not sure why he had to go to South Carolina. Seems like Cabrera is a spy behind the scenes of his duties as AMerica's team 2nd baseman.

They're all hurt. Buck Buck played two games and has turf toe?? He was playing on grass. NO way urns can get hurt...he stinks too bad. Talbot must be coming back soon or something and perhaps he goes to the bullpen as White is pretty good. Valbuena won't be up too long.

[clyde]

Thank God for that.






And we just went down already!!

I don't think the Sox starter threw any pitches this time!

[clyde]

turf toe on grass...






!!OOOOOOOOOO!!