Why they slowly turned horse racing into a 450lbs lady with no tattoos or herpes...?

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Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

I'm not sure who called slots the future of gambling - but they're like crack cocaine to these old women around here.

My mother will stop up to see for me for two minutes and play them for three hours straight.

I would rather read a long PG 1985 response to a pedigree ann post than play a slot machine.

I would rather watch Smooth Operator violate Zenyatta on a milk crate.