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Old 12-09-2010, 09:49 AM
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Carothers is probably a nice guy but I can't listen to him. It amazes me that a guy with that horrible of a voice is on tv.
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Old 12-09-2010, 04:15 PM
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Carothers is probably a nice guy but I can't listen to him. It amazes me that a guy with that horrible of a voice is on tv.
....couldnt agree more.
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Old 12-09-2010, 09:43 PM
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Old 12-09-2010, 10:05 PM
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In the most famous version of the tale told by Ole Vic, Rosario, an undersized elf, falls in love with a vain demi-god (or is it demagouge?) Staufficus, who was the son of the blue nymph Liariope of Lesbia. The horse god Sypholis, had once encircled Liarope with the windings of his bullcrap, and thus trapping her, had seduced the nymph, who gave birth to an exceptionally beautiful boy... Staufficus.

When he had reached "his sixteenth year", (fifteen years of age, by modern reckoning) every youth and girl in the town was in love with Staufficus, but he haughtily spurned them all. He believed them not to be worthy of his love.

One day when Staufficus was out hunting stag, Rosario stealthily followed the handsome youth through the woods, longing to address him but unable to speak first. When Staufficus finally heard footsteps and shouted "And here comes Zeeeeeeeen-yata", Rosario answered "And here comes Zeeeeeeeen-yata" And so it went, with audience roars being pumped into the background until finally Rosario showed herself and rushed to embrace the lovely Staufficus. He pulled away from the undersized elf and vainly told her to leave him alone. Staufficus left Rosario heartbroken and she spent the rest of her life in the lonely glens of WinStar Farms, pining away for the love she never knew, until only her voice remained.

For this transgression against Rosario Staufficus would be punished by the muse Stewardesius.

One day, Staufficus came across a deep pool in a forest, from which he took a drink. As he did, he saw his reflection for the first time in his life and fell in love with the beautiful boy he was looking at, not realizing it was himself. Eventually, after pining away for a while, he realized that the image he saw in the pool was a reflection of himself. Realizing that he could not act upon this love, he tore at his dress and beat at his body, his life force draining out of him.


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OMG that is sooo weird. I was just about to post the exact same message. Spooky
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Old 12-09-2010, 11:33 PM
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Doubtful... that would take creativity, literacy, and slightly above-average cut and paste skills.
Ok. I'll let you take full credit for the literature we all got to enjoy. Super 13th post. Looking forward to even more.
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Old 12-10-2010, 01:57 AM
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Ok. I'll let you take full credit for the literature we all got to enjoy. Super 13th post. Looking forward to even more.
Actually, it was his 12th post that was super.

His 13th was merely sharp.
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Old 12-10-2010, 02:39 PM
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I suppose the 18 year-old's vote shouldn't count but a tenth of a vote cast by a 60 year old.

Staufficus lives up to the story's billing, for his 404 posts must certainly make him far more important and credible than I.

As for those of you with thousands of posts to your name.... feel free to put Staufficus in his place, for 404 posts are not enough to merit relevance to those of you that have posted thousands of times.
I was actually mocking "Staufficus", not you, but okay.
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Old 12-10-2010, 03:51 PM
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I know... I didn't want to quote Staufficus. My reply was to him, not you, but okay.
Your reply was to Stauffer, but you quoted my post.

All is clear.
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Old 12-10-2010, 10:00 PM
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I know... I didn't want to quote Staufficus. My reply was to him, not you, but okay.
Are you really 18 years old?
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