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Old 11-02-2010, 02:14 PM
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UnclyRust...I mean Trust, how can I thank you?






Don't tell me.








But this ravaged soul has too much inside.

Forthere...I mean therefor,the time has come for me to find people,places and things for whom ( who?? )to give it.

When you give yourself---yourself you give.






By the way.

I have connections.....and I was allowed to look inside your LifeFolder.

You ae a very,very good girly,Uncly.
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Old 11-02-2010, 03:10 PM
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UnclyRust...I mean Trust, how can I thank you?






Don't tell me.








But this ravaged soul has too much inside.

Forthere...I mean therefor,the time has come for me to find people,places and things for whom ( who?? )to give it.

When you give yourself---yourself you give.






By the way.

I have connections.....and I was allowed to look inside your LifeFolder.

You ae a very,very good girly,Uncly.
Oh Sh%T!

NOW I GET IT!!!
anti----uncly...

aunt---uncle

tyvm snide...if you died before I figured that out I would have been tortured forever...
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Old 11-02-2010, 03:16 PM
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Oh Sh%T!

NOW I GET IT!!!
anti----uncly...

aunt---uncle

tyvm snide...if you died before I figured that out I would have been tortured forever...

...uhm....really.......it's him,right?
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Old 11-02-2010, 03:19 PM
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Him who?
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Old 11-02-2010, 03:23 PM
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Him who?
"Him."



As in....it's not me.
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Old 11-02-2010, 03:28 PM
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I have to leave again.

I forgot I switched counties and have not registered...from Portage to Geauga County.




So my "good friends", the neighbors, tell me to go a mile down the road.Thaat's the polls and maybe I can do it right there.

So I did.






That's Cuyahoga County.

I feel like the 3 Rivers thing.

And I'm getting upset.







I don't know what I'm going to do.

Kill people,probably.
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Old 11-02-2010, 04:20 PM
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Fucl< it.


Not gunna duh it.

I don't trust the count, I don't trust the candidates and I have know idea who anyone is locally.

And why they allow millions of campaign posters and the yuk 'em up candidate thieving swine outside the poll building----says a lot.




2 plebes toiling for the one they believe will lead them to the mountain top approached me with their filthy paraphanlia..

Huge mistake.





I pulled out from under my jaclet an UZI pistol...a semiautomatic weapon.A faveorite of mine.

It fires a 9mm parabellum bullet.My choice of magazines is the 32 round type.Muzzle velocity is 345 meters per second.It weighs 1700 grams and has an overall length of 240 mm.Barrel...app. 115 mm long.



I polish it a lot.

I's a pretty weapon.





I gave the first one a qucik brrrrip!!

Then the other took the rest.

I walked over to them as they lay dead on the sidewalk.





I asked them if they had any last words (ror!!!..I'm such a ham sandwich).

I looked up and saw a crowd staring at this scene in frozen fright.I says to them....I says...'Well!!? What the fucl< are you fools looking at? Get the fucl< out of here before you all get a taste of the same thing they got."

I pointed down at the two failed-to-do-so'ers....just so there'd be no mistake who I meant.



At this point,I clamly walked to my car and drove off;but not before I turned 2 donuts in thier manicured lawn.



That....I'll probably hear about.

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Old 11-02-2010, 03:21 PM
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Oh Sh%T!

NOW I GET IT!!!
anti----uncly...

aunt---uncle

tyvm snide...if you died before I figured that out I would have been tortured forever...
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Old 11-02-2010, 03:20 PM
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UnclyRust...I mean Trust, how can I thank you?






Don't tell me.








But this ravaged soul has too much inside.

Forthere...I mean therefor,the time has come for me to find people,places and things for whom ( who?? )to give it.

When you give yourself---yourself you give.






By the way.

I have connections.....and I was allowed to look inside your LifeFolder.

You ae a very,very good girly,Uncly.

why thank you.

but please stay.
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Old 11-02-2010, 03:22 PM
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why thank you.

but please stay.

Oh forget it.





You are most too kind,Uncly.

Very much so.

But I really have to get out of this place......really I do.






If no one kills me, I will return in one year to report.

That would be 111011011.
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