Pillow V: You Only Live Twice

When I'm watching these games I realize that I'm contributing to some of these lowlife neanderthals becoming millionaires. So I'm making this promise...


If Alabama loses to Cheezdik and Fig Newton I am never putting another dime on college football.

ALSO...

If I can't get to +200 in the next two weeks I'm shutting down for the season. I am sick of getting burned by ridiculous plays that are the result of poor coaching and blown coverage. I'm also sick of having money on a team that gives up an easy touchdown only to GO FOR IT ON 4th and ELEVENTY BILLION on their side of the field and burn a timeout to give them the excuse to go for it.

LES MILES IS F.UCKING GARBAGE.