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Originally Posted by clyde
Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
Do you need a tampon or something cause you're acting like a little bitch.
You're like the stereotypical opera singer fromt the 50's that every single member of the entourage had to placate and applaud and complement until they came around and until the next little self indulgent outburst... the next little episode of me-ism. The next
FEEL SORRY FOR ME
event they they all got free tix to on a weekly basis.
Look... you're not the gawky girl who is always picked last for the team and who keeps a diary complete with cutouts from bridal magazines pasted over pictures of her yappy little dogs who her parents wish would die already cause they stopped being cute after about a week.
You're not the Jew-fro'd redhead dangly-spider armed kid who no one will eat lunch with and who smells like a combination of egg salad, Bernsteins vinagrette and 3 days old vomit.
You're not the weird fat lady who lives up the hill in the house with newspapers littering the driveway and too many cats... with the funny smell that gets even worse when the kids throw eggs at it on halloween or TP before they climb and adorn the trees with tampons if there's a chance of rain on that one night when they're sorta allowed to be little mosters.
You are Morty for God sake.
Stop the sissiness and write a God damned poem and finish your death list and continue on with the muff jokes cause wading and wallowing in a sea of self pity, doubt and defeatism does not suit you Sir.
Are we clear? =========================================
MuffBall...you vicious beast,you.
Let's talk about being ;you is what you is...OK?
How about the face going through makeup target practice at 5 AM every morning and eventually finding its way here at Nerdy Trail sometime around noon.
So far so good..aye?
And then poking every male poster hinting of life with a boing stick...only to be cuddlefied by her gay yacht club friends as .."a little cutie pie...bright....so refershing--so catchy"...and on and on.
Yes, that same little cutie everyone wants to hug and face pinch who couldn't find the cashing windows even when spotted 25 free redboards.
Yes,that same poor little baby doll waiffe who picked up her horsey funeral directors license the same place Obamer got his presidential license.Nobody seems to have ever heard of that license factory.
And yes...that very same huggy bear who gets away snot free while yukking it up with alien creatures named Ed is Dead and Nose Drops.
Thanks for your lovely testimonial to me----oh you'll get away with it all right.
Why?
Because you're My Miss Muff Ball....the Shirley Temple of NerdyTrail.
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My only objection, Luv, is the tone you use when saying aaaannnyyyttthhhiiinnng about ed. I really like ed.
As for the rest?
Bravo and many many pies.
Shirley Temple of Nerdy Trail, huh?
Apparently I don't talk about giving head enough or something.
We shall have to do one of
those threads again someday very soon.
10-13-2010, 05:47 PM
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