Randy Moss just sh.it his pants

Vandalism smashed up the windows of his wife's 1994 Honda Accord with a shovel (15-Jun-1999)
Death Threats allegedly threatened to snap Monique's neck, acquitted (15-Jun-1999)
Domestic Violence 1986 (charge dropped)
Assault 1985 (charge dropped)
Rape 1985 (charge dropped)
Sexual Battery 1985 (charge dropped)
Battery allegedly choked a golf partner (1978)
Assault allegedly beat up a man after a traffic accident, acquitted (1969)
Assault allegedly threw his fiancee off a balcony, charge dropped (1968)
Resisting Arrest 1968
Assault accused of raping an 18-year-old, found innocent (1965)
Battery accused of raping an 18-year-old, found innocent (1965)

LOL