21 year-old gets arrested for posing as a 14yo and playing 8th grade football

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Originally Posted by RockHardTen1985

The more original response would have been....
Did you hear about the 26 year old guy from Erie Pa who tryed to play on the 8yr old girls soccer team?

I haven't been 26 in almost three years - and why did you pick Soccer? Because I'm not a fatty who gets winded so easily?

After your sisters face is on the receiving end of a torrential blast of my genetic material ... you'll only hate me more.