the cozy dooryard

[clyde]

I want all the lesbians to report here immediately.



It's pus.sy temperature taking time

[clyde]

But you don't have to.

[clyde]

On a haunted house tour...in the night, when it's dark.The house is...dark. The tour group is large.They stop in an upstairs hallway...no, a downstairs hallway.




No, I think the third floor hallway is best.


The tour group stops in a very dark, very third floor hallway. The tour guide says he will turn off his flashlight for 5 minutes as,at this time interval, the ghost who haunts this place is likely to appear.You and me are at the end of the group...Gooey.We look close at each other...eyeing the table stand in the hallway...the third floor one, of course.Appears to be the right height.Can we get away with it? Is it dark enough? Will the ghost come ...when we do?Is this so hot and dangerous you want to scream?









Up ya go!!

[clyde]

I have two spiffies 4 u at The Thistleydowns today.


Yes.




Number 2 in the 4th,Soup4Two....and number 4 in the 10th,Dave's Resurection.

Originally Posted by clyde

I have two spiffies 4 u at The Thistleydowns today.


Yes.




Number 2 in the 4th,Soup4Two....and number 4 in the 10th,Dave's Resurection.

Are you schorr?

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Coach Pants

Are you schorr?

!!




Let me see......

[clyde]

Yes,I am quite schorr.



Least I could do.

That fuc|<in schorr cost me 10 large!!

[clyde]

so hot
so not
so loose
so tight

so aromatic
so far,yet so close
so wet
so dry

so hidden
so out there
so full
so not there

so enticing
so inhibited
so expensive
so free

so clean
so bloody
so perfect
so lippy
so smooth
so hairy
so pretty
so scary

[clyde]

my poim!!

you've ruined it!



you fucl<o
you mucl<o
you dildo
you dutrow