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Old 08-19-2010, 06:22 PM
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Hey Arty....... a whole 300 large for the Canadian Derby??




ZenYaddaYaddaYadda has saved that much in travel expenses alone!

Ask North Deekoti for some money.
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Old 08-19-2010, 07:27 PM
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Hey Arty.







Doesn't this signal the start of Canada's moose hunting season?
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Old 08-19-2010, 07:58 PM
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Hey Arty ! ( !!...ror ..I'm mekin' myself laugh!! )





The Canadian Derby will be held this year at The Thistleydowns due to the fact Canadians are easily duped.




Canadian racing rules will be effect...ie:



The starting gate will be aligned parallel to the rail so as to confuse the horseys.Canadians love this one.


All horseys will wear aluminum foil clad blinkers....with 2 little antennas sticking straight up.Canadians love this one,too.


The race will be 6 furlongs, but the Canadian jockeys won't be told.






They don't know the difference anyways.

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Old 08-19-2010, 08:12 PM
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Hey Arty!!...and all fine Canadian Racing Fans!!




I have a real treat for you.

A clip highlighting the horsey entrants for the Canadian Derby!!

The jockeys are introduced at the beginning.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBtFT...feature=search
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Old 08-19-2010, 08:15 PM
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Aren't they magnificent looking animals?
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Old 08-19-2010, 09:08 PM
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I have another real treat for Arty and the gang.



Here is the official Canadian Derby song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq1fp...eature=related
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Old 08-19-2010, 10:09 PM
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Oh my God what have you done to this thread Morty?

Doesn't anyone have a pick?

1,529 members of which over 900 are active and no one?

Fine i shall take my big bag o' once Gold Medallion wins and go play on another thread.
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Old 08-20-2010, 10:16 AM
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Hey Arty!!...and all fine Canadian Racing Fans!!




I have a real treat for you.

A clip highlighting the horsey entrants for the Canadian Derby!!

The jockeys are introduced at the beginning.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBtFT...feature=search

!!OOOOOOOOOO!!
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Old 08-20-2010, 10:21 AM
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...=:>....aren't those magnificent looking animals?...





Cleveland will not accept Canadian quarters starting now through Sunday.



However, Canadian Golf may be played at your risk through Sunday...only.
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Old 08-20-2010, 10:33 AM
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gimme some dat brown sugah!!!!!!!



wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
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