8/21 (NP): Canadian Derby (G3)

[clyde]

Hey Arty...nice line up.




Will a Canadian Spaceship perform it's famous " Forced Landing in Nova Scotia while Headed for the Moon?"

[clyde]

Hey Arty....... a whole 300 large for the Canadian Derby??




ZenYaddaYaddaYadda has saved that much in travel expenses alone!

Ask North Deekoti for some money.

[clyde]

Hey Arty.







Doesn't this signal the start of Canada's moose hunting season?

[clyde]

Hey Arty ! ( !!...ror ..I'm mekin' myself laugh!! )





The Canadian Derby will be held this year at The Thistleydowns due to the fact Canadians are easily duped.




Canadian racing rules will be effect...ie:



The starting gate will be aligned parallel to the rail so as to confuse the horseys.Canadians love this one.


All horseys will wear aluminum foil clad blinkers....with 2 little antennas sticking straight up.Canadians love this one,too.


The race will be 6 furlongs, but the Canadian jockeys won't be told.






They don't know the difference anyways.

[clyde]

Hey Arty!!...and all fine Canadian Racing Fans!!




I have a real treat for you.

A clip highlighting the horsey entrants for the Canadian Derby!!

The jockeys are introduced at the beginning.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBtFT...feature=search

[clyde]

Aren't they magnificent looking animals?

[clyde]

I have another real treat for Arty and the gang.



Here is the official Canadian Derby song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq1fp...eature=related

Originally Posted by clyde

Hey Arty!!...and all fine Canadian Racing Fans!!




I have a real treat for you.

A clip highlighting the horsey entrants for the Canadian Derby!!

The jockeys are introduced at the beginning.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBtFT...feature=search

!!OOOOOOOOOO!!

[clyde]

...=:>....aren't those magnificent looking animals?...





Cleveland will not accept Canadian quarters starting now through Sunday.



However, Canadian Golf may be played at your risk through Sunday...only.