the cozy dooryard

[clyde]

I was rushing to get everything out of ...The House...Tuesday. It was my last chance to do so.Had been dragging it out...not something I was enjoying.

But anyways,came back for the very last time to get the last load at around 11 that night ...maybe a little later.The swine had been bothering me the last few days and I thought I had been very nice about it all.I didn't leave a mess and they don't have to haul off a ton of garbage.Told them I would leave the keys and garage door opener on the kitchen counter and gave the garage door code so they could enter freely as I would leave the house entrance from the garage unlocked.

SSSSSSO, I come through the garage and try to open that door to get back in the house.


But it wouldn't open.

Because it was locked.



In just 7 days shy of 9 years here, that door was never a problem unless it was locked....which it usually wasn't.If it wasn't locked....it always opened with no trouble.


I knew what happened. Those fucl<os came while I was gone, got in and took the keys and locked the door ..probably thinking I was gone.

I was seething thinking this, because there were some last precious and few things I had to get.

So I said ''fucl< it" and kicked really hard where the locks engaged in the jamb.The door burst open amid flying splinters of wood.You could easily tell both the doorknob and dead bolt locks had been engaged by the way the jamb broke.

Surprised it took just the one kick, I walked in and gathered the last items...loaded them in the car and then returned for one last look.I had battled this place for 2 years.


But it was then I saw , on the kitchen counter.....the garage door opener and the house keys.

I then checked the only ways in and out besides the garage ...which were the patio entrance and the front door.Both were locked.


That garage entrance door cannot be locked from outside, only if you had the keys.





I got scared...and left very,very quickly.


If you knew what I went through with this place...you would have been scared ,too.










I hope you enjoyed it.