LeBron's father prediction....

[Antitrust32]

Originally Posted by Cannon Shell

I am Zydrunas Ilgauskas dad. Tell him a need a couple grand.

Yes, just like this guy.

You were in a bar called USSR Star in the late 1970's. You met a woman, took her to your house & impregnated her with a son. And she named him after your middle name. Chuck Zorro Drunas Simon. Its easy to see where she got Zydrunas from.

While the Paternaty test came up negative.. you are convinced that it was a Russian cover up.

Iglauskas definately owes you $7,500 for banging his Mother in the USSR.

[Cannon Shell]

Originally Posted by Antitrust32

Yes, just like this guy.

You were in a bar called USSR Star in the late 1970's. You met a woman, took her to your house & impregnated her with a son. And she named him after your middle name. Chuck Zorro Drunas Simon. Its easy to see where she got Zydrunas from.

While the Paternaty test came up negative.. you are convinced that it was a Russian cover up.

Iglauskas definately owes you $7,500 for banging his Mother in the USSR.

Hey Russian chicks are hot! My evidence is that we have similar hairdoos

[slotdirt]

I like the t-shirts making the rounds in Cleveland:

"You are headed South, but your mom is riding WEST."

[Antitrust32]

Originally Posted by slotdirt

I like the t-shirts making the rounds in Cleveland:

"You are headed South, but your mom is riding WEST."