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06-20-2010, 02:03 PM
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I think they are kind of entertaining. Still wanna kill them, but they are pretty funny. 
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06-20-2010, 04:50 PM
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I'm the guy who instructs the jock during the race and then helps the jock ride his or her horse down the stretch. I was exhausted after the 1988 Travers; despite my best efforts, I could not get Seeking the Gold past Forty Niner.
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Still trying to outsmart me, aren't you, mule-skinner? You want me to think that you don't want me to go down there, but the subtle truth is you really don't want me to go down there!
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06-20-2010, 04:55 PM
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5.Taking Candy from a Baby Guy — Another habitue of racetracks everywhere, this guy is a close relative of Six Horses in the Race Guy. This fellow declaims, after he wins a race, how easy it was, how only complete morons failed to see it, and how winning at the races is like taking candy from a baby. Of course, he never admits being wrong; you’ll have to take his silences for that.
6.Knows Everything Guy — you think he’s harmless, but then, you can’t shut him up. Ever. He goes on and on, and at some point you realize you are not conversing, you are being lectured. And then you realize you cannot discern individual words in his speech, just an annoying buzzing sound that reminds you he hasn’t gone away. And then that race that you’d waited all day to bet goes off and you didn’t get in to bet… because he was “educating” you. Sigh. In this case, all you can do is hope for Obscure Breeding Guy’s horse to win, so missing out is less painful. A POSTER WHO IS NOW BANNED IS THE MIRROR IMAGE OF THESE TWO X 10000000000000000. 
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06-20-2010, 06:36 PM
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“To compel a man to furnish funds for the propagation of ideas he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.” Thomas Jefferson
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