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![]() Quote:
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!" |
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![]() It is more the possibilty of not being able to sleep because some hot chick thinks I am cheap or stingy.
I'm a sucker, I know. |
#3
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![]() He has to keep that reputation intact for any future waitress wooing!
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![]() For an $8 tip, you should have had her trim the goatee around little Tomascito.
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![]() Scavs, by chance, are you a Zenyatta fan?
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![]() Yes. I like her more then Rachel Alexandra. If I had to list my favorite fillies right now they would be
Zenyatta Rochelle Rochelle Surfer Rosa (Baby Zenyatta) Goldikova Rachel Alexandra I'm encompassing everything into this, from their connections to race record. |
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![]() Yeah, I kinda had a feeling, after reading this thread....
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![]() So since I love pain, I went back to the same place to get a haircut today as I needed my sides cleaned up because I am getting some tomorrow night.
There was a girl there last time that looked like she could cut some hair and I got her name and I asked for her today. I sit down, she asks if I have been there before, I say Yes and that I got the worst haircut of all time here and I am giving it one more chance since today was just a simple cleanup since I shaved it. She says "well, I will give you a good haircut, but I am leaving Wednesday because I am a corporate employee and I helped open this place up" So then she asks who it was and I couldn't remember a name, describe her, and she shows me a picture and she goes "Oh yeah, she got fired two weeks ago because everyone was complaining" Anyways, my hair looks unbelievable today, best haircut of all time. Lock city |
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![]() You have had 8 hours since I last checked this thread, and NO PICTURE? I am very disappointed in you. Heck, if nothing else, Bigs needs a new Scavatar ![]() |