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Old 06-04-2010, 12:41 PM
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Would a big kissy poo from your bud boardies, I mean board buddies put a hop in your step?
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Old 06-04-2010, 12:48 PM
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But, Frankly---I mean .....but ,Sightly,it depends on which Buddy Boardings---I mean Board Buddies they are.

Maybe skip that one for now.


Are you giving me the cards or must I fetch them myself?
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Old 06-04-2010, 12:51 PM
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Belmont S. (G1)

1 Dave in Dixie
2 Spangled Star
3 Uptowncharlybrown
4 Make Music for Me
5 Fly Down
6 Ice Box
7 Drosselmeyer
8 Game On Dude
9 Stately Victor
10 Stay Put
11 First Dude
12 Interactif
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Old 06-04-2010, 01:33 PM
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And now..for your betting enjoyment,my fine pre race analysis of THE BELMONTS.

( Please note I will not be munching with Gregg and Hilda Belmonts tomorrow.



But they are wonderful people.)


And as luck would have it...here comes Sighty-Poo delivering the goods---whoa!!...I mean cards.

Thank you ssssssssssso much,Sighty.

You may go.







Oh my God.

Heart be still.....that swaying dupa keeping in tune to some jungle fever beat I can hear is definitely life threatening.

I don't think I can go on.



whew!!





But I must.











1...DaveyPooNotInDixie


Gosh this one is giving me lots of trouble.First,I only know where he's not...but not where he is.A horsey I have always admired and this may be his time,but I did not know the attentionHO,Calvin Bordello, would be on top.


But a keepah .






2...Bangled Car


Reminds me of the evidence sitting in The Junkyard.That which proves the existence of Godzirra.( Godzirra own Sherr...don't ya know.)


Anyhoo---



Crinkle...



trash can






3...UpSideDownCharleyBrown



I think it speaks for itself, don't you?







whiiiiirrrrrrrr!!!!












4...MakeMusic4Me



I kind of like this horsey.

Cajunatah wanted to know why and I said there are one or two things I can't yet mention,but this is a rite of passage for me.As you all stinking well know....I hear the music all too well.Not many here can hear one note,but those of you who do hear the music have a sense of what I mean.I thought I heard music before, but unfortunately it was not.There are different types, you know.But if I ever needed to hear a certain type of music from someone---that time is now.Could be from here( which I HIGHLY doubt) or from somewhere else.Could be someone I know ( which I HIGHLY doubt) or someone I do not know.Whoever it is...I ask them to make this music for me.Please do this thing.This horsey has drawn the venerable 4 spot and program number.If this is all wrong, then the music is all gone.




keepah-keepah!!!!






5...FlyDown!!


Oh my God!

Call out the Swat Team!

You fool!!..that why he's down!!...Call out the Guts Refill Team!!






And so...




nyyyyyoooow!!!!








thud





6...IceBox



It's hip to be square.





keepah







7...Drosselmeyer


This is really the model for dumb names.The model for innocuity every nebulous minded owner should study to see if they can possibly top this flat tire name.




I say...fucl< 'im.





Crink-EL....


trash can




8....GameOnDude



Contrary to what SixToFive thinks---like names cancel out....and it didn't work for Dahla either,the strumpet.





Crinkle...



trash can





9....StatelyVictor



Reminds me too much of Stuttering Stanley.



Phooey on him.






`',==`~~'';.,.




10....StayPut


Another numb minded owner.

With a name like that..what do you expect the horsey to do!?





Crinkle...



trash can






11...Adam



See number 8.




blech






Crinkle...


trash can




12...FitCarEtni




It still don't work.








Crinkle...


trash can









MAKEMUSIC4ME


DaveyPooNotInDixie

IceBox
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Old 06-04-2010, 06:51 PM
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7...Drosselmeyer


This is really the model for dumb names.The model for innocuity every nebulous minded owner should study to see if they can possibly top this flat tire name.




I say...fucl< 'im.





Crink-EL....


trash can



Nooooooo!

It's a great name!

Golden Ballet, Drosselmeyer... get it?

Shirley you know it's from The Nutcracker!

Don't make him weep... he's gotta hit the board for me don't cha know.
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Old 06-04-2010, 07:54 PM
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Iceybox....not again
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Iceybox....not again

Bite me.
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Old 06-05-2010, 10:54 AM
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Nooooooo!

It's a great name!

Golden Ballet, Drosselmeyer... get it?

Shirley you know it's from The Nutcracker!

Don't make him weep... he's gotta hit the board for me don't cha know.

Yeeeees!!!!

It blows.

Get it.

Hated it.

Not gunna duh it....




..neither is he.







Yours,

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Old 06-04-2010, 01:39 PM
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But, Frankly---I mean .....but ,Sightly,it depends on which Buddy Boardings---I mean Board Buddies they are.

Maybe skip that one for now.


Are you giving me the cards or must I fetch them myself?
I've set up a kissing booth.


It's for charity - just play along.
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Old 06-05-2010, 10:52 AM
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I've set up a kissing booth.


It's for charity - just play along.



Oh all right.



How much?
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Old 06-05-2010, 11:23 AM
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Oh all right.



How much?


It's free right....if not can I be your pimp Sighty ?
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Fine work in the erections sub-forum, sir.
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Old 06-05-2010, 02:05 PM
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HA!



Geeker will go broke.
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