Best. B/D Thread. Ever. (Happy birthday paisjpq!)

[stevepopyak]

Happy B-day !!!

[clyde]

Hello.












I wish to wish a Happy Birthday to the wi...I mean Thebby even though I hate these things.


I never miss an opportunity to gain valuable brownie points.

[ddthetide]

happy birthday! enjoy your day and THANKS for all the work you did with the Dee Tee horses.

[paisjpq]

thanks guys...i am, as always, behooved.

[randallscott35]

A very happy birthday to you Beth. Glad you are doing well.

[clyde]

Thebbany;


Is there a way.....whoa!..strike that.




Ok so....first, Stevie did not put me up to this.

As you read the following, take a listen to this song I wrote for you as Dispencer sings so very :


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsezr0qiFIc







i made you from Bethany into Thebany

i breathed new life into your your heaving chest...

i braided your long stretches of head cover

i mended your wounds from the assaulting lagoons



thebatina danced on my palm

and you sought refuge in my shirt pocket

i sang for you a lullaby psalm

and wound up on a court docket


you drove the highway of life to my door

your filthy animal in tow

we ruled en ze hay

a play in the day....laughing at charlee-ho



then ..winds of change,

would rearrange--what was once our private matter

it was one Christmass eve-eve-eve

song abounded with glee....glee -glee

and i was astounded by 3


mustard was squirted....death barely averted

and the sea parted

the lights went out

i was darted.....as if i had hoof n' mouth



the days have been long

the nights longer

they made months together

the breech stronger


but now it is time

with the aid of this rhyme

on this day of your birth...to rejoice with mirth

come,Thebby....back to the neighborhoody

come and stroke my very fine woody

[my miss storm cat]

Tough act to follow.

Hope it's great and that you're feeling better.

Happy birthday.

Good grief.