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			 None.  My wife makes all the money. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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			 We should start a  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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			 I'm in, where do I sign up 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	please use generalizations and non-truths when arguing your side, thank you  | 
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			 My wife makes approximately 7x what I do....so I'd like to nominate myself for president of that club. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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			 In that case, you had better turn off the computer and return to watching Lifetime movies with her. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	Still trying to outsmart me, aren't you, mule-skinner? You want me to think that you don't want me to go down there, but the subtle truth is you really don't want me to go down there!  | 
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			 I'm thinking of writing a book. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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