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			 Who invites someone somewhere, then uninvites them?? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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			 This guy invites me to the Breeders Cup and then takes it back... I was really excited, now Im crushed. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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			 I thought this was another thread on Obamacare. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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			what was the reason given? 
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 obviously the worried carries much more weight than the person's umm how do you say.... ballsack what is it an X mistress mwith an order of protection? 
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 No not Andrew, I am 100% confident Andy would love me to go with him.  | 
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 For a balla like you, you will be uncomfortable with the common folk...  | 
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			 Awww, sorry. That sucks. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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			 hey for a consolation you can come to Yonkers if you want 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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			 Meet me at Pimlico for Preakness Day? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
	I won't bail on you and say you can't come. I may turn off my phone so you can't find me, but I won't rescind the invitation.  | 
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			 Disgusting is  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
	Rosie O'Donnel Chicks with copenhagen rings on their back jean pockets Most of Beulah Park's bathrooms Chicks who hang out at Truck Stops What carp fishermen use as bait What catfish fishermen use as bait The after effects of Chipotle The after effects of Taco Bell Waking up next to what once was a smoking hot chick after a night of heavy drinking and smoking Porta Johns in the summer Not your problem RockHardTen  | 
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 I happen to enjoy Taco Bell.  |