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03-23-2010, 12:20 AM
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So there I was...about a day and a half without food or a cigarette.The best part being there was no relief in sight.
It wasn't pretty. Then,as so many times during The Ordeal,I recalled a letter from Kohl's.I didn't open mail for at least a week after receiving it.To give the short version, I still had an active Kohl's card which hadn't been used for years.This was an about December 23 of last year.God was I excited. Shirley,I thought, they would be selling candy or some form of food...and maybe gift cigarettes or at least cigars. I jumped in the car and prayed the gauge was lying. It was. I got there and ran through that store 12 times,to no avail.I was angry.I stopped a sales woman in bedding and asked her .."Say, don't you have food of some sort in this place?Candy? Anything of the like?" She replied, laughing...'Why,no.We don't.Really...this is Kohl's.That's a silly ques"-----before the old barracuda could finish I smooshed her face and shoved her backwards onto a bedding pile.I apologized for my bad aim and kicked her to make up for it. I was on my way out, steaming from the jones I had on;knowing it wasn't going to be made well.Then I saw a male salesperson. I started to ask him if they sold smokery of any kind , but noticed his lips beginning to purse as he anticipated my full question and was going to blurb out a typical pursed,liver lipped reply. So I grabbed a frying pan and klonked him right on his head. I thanked him...sssssssssso much. Just before I hit the check outs to exit....I saw it. A display stand selling gift cards. ....Sherr ( Godzirra own Sherr, don't ya know.) True North gift cards. For those of you who don't know , don't ya know....I can buy gas,cigarettes and food at this rip off priced place. I grabbed one $25 gift card...then 2...................then ALL of them. But then I noticed FIFTY dollar gift cards.I grabbed ALL those fucl<os,too. Boy did I feel happy. That scam ended,too, after about a week...too embarrassed to say how, but it di-yud. Wanted to get that quick,but true story in since I did promise to. And now, knowing I will be shot dead tomorrow.......I leave. Thank you all --sssssso much,of course. 
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