the cozy dooryard

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Today's cards have been sent by Andy Sirloin's Short Sighted Courier Service.I just received them via Mrs.CM Oreo-Serling's Corn Truck.



Ah dunno.




Anyhoo...heah we go with yer Florida Stinking Derby:





1...SnoringVampire


Oh boy.





Have an idea.



nyoooooow


thud





2...Len Tenor


What in God's name is a Jewish singer doing in a horsey race?? Truly an outrage.





Crinkle..


trash can.






3...Pul-sion



Phoo-ey.




Crinkle..


trash can





4...PleathantPrinth


Now,just a minute here.

Since when are dressage horsey's allowed to mix with thoroughbreds?Honest--I think the dressers would even be embarrassed.





whiiiiiirrrrr




5...GameOnDude


Hang Ten!!






God.




Crinkle...


trash can





6...


Uh oh...ah did it again.




But oh well.






7...Mule


This is getting ridiculous.





Crinkle..


trash can.




8...IceBox







=:>





9...MinersReserve



Wouldn't it be more fun right now to talk about anything else?Once I get passed 8 horsey's I kind of lose interest.I think they do ,too.








Squirt!! :,..;;"",,.




Ah squirted him with mustard.

Was fun.





10...BestActor


Fine and dandy, but WorstHorsey.







whiiiirrrrrr!!







11...RadioHead





Think of the possibilities.

Since I don't want to get darted, I will only think them.

I could say RadioGa-Ga...I guess.




All the same.........


Crinkle..



trash can













IceBox.

Wok Good.