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Old 03-19-2010, 08:31 PM
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Fine work.

How abut Dude-Ah?




Another form of doo dah.









Not that good,I guess.

What's missing from this race is any hint of intrigue;it fails to do so, lacks pizazz,no wow factor and what have you.

As a girl found to be wearing the bandy aid bra gives you no reason to take it off. But that's Florida;where ancient people go to die.
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Old 03-19-2010, 10:00 PM
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Old 03-19-2010, 10:10 PM
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Old 03-20-2010, 05:33 PM
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Fine work sir, and I mean the winner not the mustard thing
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Old 03-20-2010, 08:25 PM
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Fine work sir, and I mean the winner not the mustard thing
Entirely too kind as well....DoubleH.

But never slime my fine mustard work.







Never.
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Old 03-20-2010, 08:29 PM
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don't get me wrong, the mustard thingy alone was a thing of beauty
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Old 03-20-2010, 08:35 PM
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Much bettah!!



10 4 u:

OOOOOOOOOO
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Old 03-19-2010, 10:06 PM
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Today's cards have been sent by Andy Sirloin's Short Sighted Courier Service.I just received them via Mrs.CM Oreo-Serling's Corn Truck.



Ah dunno.




Anyhoo...heah we go with yer Florida Stinking Derby:





1...SnoringVampire


Oh boy.





Have an idea.



nyoooooow


thud





2...Len Tenor


What in God's name is a Jewish singer doing in a horsey race?? Truly an outrage.





Crinkle..


trash can.






3...Pul-sion



Phoo-ey.




Crinkle..


trash can





4...PleathantPrinth


Now,just a minute here.

Since when are dressage horsey's allowed to mix with thoroughbreds?Honest--I think the dressers would even be embarrassed.





whiiiiiirrrrr




5...GameOnDude


Hang Ten!!






God.




Crinkle...


trash can





6...


Uh oh...ah did it again.




But oh well.






7...Mule


This is getting ridiculous.





Crinkle..


trash can.




8...IceBox







=:>





9...MinersReserve



Wouldn't it be more fun right now to talk about anything else?Once I get passed 8 horsey's I kind of lose interest.I think they do ,too.








Squirt!! :,..;;"",,.




Ah squirted him with mustard.

Was fun.





10...BestActor


Fine and dandy, but WorstHorsey.







whiiiirrrrrr!!







11...RadioHead





Think of the possibilities.

Since I don't want to get darted, I will only think them.

I could say RadioGa-Ga...I guess.




All the same.........


Crinkle..



trash can













IceBox.

Wok Good.
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Old 03-20-2010, 05:34 PM
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Today's cards have been sent by Andy Sirloin's Short Sighted Courier Service.I just received them via Mrs.CM Oreo-Serling's Corn Truck.



Ah dunno.




Anyhoo...heah we go with yer Florida Stinking Derby:





1...SnoringVampire


Oh boy.





Have an idea.



nyoooooow


thud





2...Len Tenor


What in God's name is a Jewish singer doing in a horsey race?? Truly an outrage.





Crinkle..


trash can.






3...Pul-sion



Phoo-ey.




Crinkle..


trash can





4...PleathantPrinth


Now,just a minute here.

Since when are dressage horsey's allowed to mix with thoroughbreds?Honest--I think the dressers would even be embarrassed.





whiiiiiirrrrr




5...GameOnDude


Hang Ten!!






God.




Crinkle...


trash can





6...


Uh oh...ah did it again.




But oh well.






7...Mule


This is getting ridiculous.





Crinkle..


trash can.




8...IceBox







=:>





9...MinersReserve



Wouldn't it be more fun right now to talk about anything else?Once I get passed 8 horsey's I kind of lose interest.I think they do ,too.








Squirt!! :,..;;"",,.




Ah squirted him with mustard.

Was fun.





10...BestActor


Fine and dandy, but WorstHorsey.







whiiiirrrrrr!!







11...RadioHead





Think of the possibilities.

Since I don't want to get darted, I will only think them.

I could say RadioGa-Ga...I guess.




All the same.........


Crinkle..



trash can













IceBox.

Wok Good.

Morty delivers!
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Old 03-20-2010, 07:57 PM
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You betcha,Sighty!!




Would like to hear what Mr. Geeker Counter would point out this time.


Well????
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Old 03-20-2010, 08:06 PM
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Awesome job Clyde.
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Old 03-20-2010, 08:21 PM
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It was, wasn't it?




Too kind,9:1.
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Old 03-20-2010, 08:23 PM
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To my f...I mean to all my fans,Stay tuned.More awe inspiring picks are coming.




This is where we keep it real...and give 'em steel.
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You betcha,Sighty!!




Would like to hear what Mr. Geeker Counter would point out this time.


Well????

$50 wps thank you very much






















































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Old 03-21-2010, 05:14 PM
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Anytime,Stevie.
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Old 03-21-2010, 05:16 PM
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Anytime,Stevie.
OOOOOOO
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