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Old 03-15-2010, 11:16 AM
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There is just so much wrong with this story that I don't know where to begin.

Hands down more disturbing then pillow man.
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Old 03-15-2010, 11:28 AM
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Nonsense ... nothing like a feel good story of a girl chasing her dream to be #1 in the world.





I wouldn't hit it now ... but believe me ... if she gets to #1 in the world, I'd hit it in a heartbeat just so I can say 'I banged the worlds fattest broad'

...In fact, I might even have it carved on my tombstone.
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Old 03-15-2010, 11:35 AM
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I just threw up alittle.
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Old 03-15-2010, 11:35 AM
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I wouldn't hit it now ...
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Old 03-15-2010, 11:42 AM
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I might let her toss my salad or something...but I'm not lifting that belly and searching for her hidden tuna tunnell until she's in the books as numero uno.

I wonder if she knows anything about training horses? She sure does look like DT Stables material.
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Old 03-15-2010, 12:42 PM
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Good God...the anti-Beulah thread
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Old 03-15-2010, 01:45 PM
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I'm not lifting that belly and searching for her hidden tuna tunnell.
I laughed.
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