Favorite Track / OTB One Liner's

[Hickory Hill Hoff]

Originally Posted by oracle80

How about those complete morons who try and tell you that "so and so" (a jockey) is very dangerous and wins when he sticks around to ride the last race.
Too bad these idiots don't realize that when the agents take calls, the order in which the races are run is not yet determined.

There's one guy just like that at the Fort Plain OTB. He's also a brilliant "red border", always has an answer to why a horse won the race after the fact.