Favorite Track / OTB One Liner's

DerbyCat · #1 09-22-2006, 09:27 PM

I love the guys at the OTB yelling at their horse that's running on the TV... do they really think the horse can hear them?

Sightseek · #2 09-22-2006, 09:34 PM

Someone said the cheesiest pick-up line to me ever at Saratoga this summer;

"Hey baby, if you were in the paddock, I'd be betting on you"

pmayjr · #3 09-22-2006, 09:35 PM

You gotta bet that horse! He's a Fu-peg colt! He's gonna win because he's a Fu-peg colt!

stevepopyak · #4 09-22-2006, 09:38 PM

"I had that cold." ... some guy that always sits by me at the OTB that seems to have every horse in the race bet, yet I never see cashing a ticket.

dalakhani · #5 09-22-2006, 09:39 PM

A new york guy says to a guy cheering loudly after his 3/5 shot won:

"3/5? You owe THEM money!"

Bogey · #6 09-22-2006, 10:23 PM

Great post, I haven't laughed like that in a while, but my all-time favorite is when they run a 1 1/2 race on the turf and these idiots start cheering as they are crossing the finish line for the 1st time.

My vote goes to Oracle's post - Classic "Prado wouldn't stick around if he knew he could lose this race."

ArlJim78 · #7 09-22-2006, 10:29 PM

old timer "I got the tri!! i got the tri!!"

since it's a seven horse field and knowing that this guy always boxes the favorites, after the prices are posted i ask him how he made out.

old man "damn! i lost 80 cents"

saucon17 · #8 09-22-2006, 10:38 PM

this guy at the local otb always yells this when he loses

look at the jock he is stiffing him, he whipping the horse and pulling back
on the horses reins.

DiscreetCat=Monster · #9 09-23-2006, 02:07 AM

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Originally Posted by saucon17

this guy at the local otb always yells this when he loses

look at the jock he is stiffing him, he whipping the horse and pulling back
on the horses reins.

Ha Ha thats the same thing i 1st thought when i bet on P.Val but that is just the way he rides LMAO

I said look he is not even getting down like the other jocks that cannot be wind resistant LMAO

#10 09-23-2006, 12:27 AM

If I didn't know this was a post, I would think I had passed out at my OTB. Never laughed my ass off so hard.

32 tracks running, 10 races each, HEY, 5,2,10 has been coming in all day, them are my numbers!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DiscreetCat=Monster · #11 09-23-2006, 02:09 AM

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Originally Posted by seconditis

If I didn't know this was a post, I would think I had passed out at my OTB. Never laughed my ass off so hard.

32 tracks running, 10 races each, HEY, 5,2,10 has been coming in all day, them are my numbers!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THEM ARE MY #'s classic i heard that at the otb like a billion times i always go get a beer after i hear that. It is a ritual of mine