The best thing about America

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i dated an l.a. skyhawks cheerleader (professional soccer team before anyone west of europe actually cared about "futbol") in 1976.

technically she was actually just a birmingham high school (where the game was played) cheerleader and she got drafted into this. and technically, i'm just bragging.

and she probably got fat over the last 33 years.

but i dated a cheerleader. at what i say was a "professional" game.