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Old 10-07-2009, 09:36 PM
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It sounds like you've read your Thucydides.
No, Scuds told me. He is very big in the Mediterranean
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Old 10-08-2009, 09:18 AM
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No, Scuds told me. He is very big in the Mediterranean
He loves those Turks

especially the religious ones
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Old 10-08-2009, 01:37 PM
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He loves those Turks

especially the religious ones
Well, inbreeding to 1st cousins usually creates something unbalanced, and often entertaining. There has never been anyone on here with a fuse as short. You just create a tiny spark, and the whole factory blows. It's got to be some sort of genetic disturbance.
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Old 10-08-2009, 03:08 PM
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I'll show you a Turkey Short Fuse. This is a fictional (of course!!) example.


SCUDS: That Joe Rodney Song needs other parts. It needs surgery. Pretty unique, but too repetitive. You should write with him. You can fix that.

Turkey Short Fuse: "Joe Rodney?"


Turkey Short Fuse: "Wow, you like this Joe Rodney, but don't like my songs? "


Turkey Short Fuse: "I'm amazed right now."


Turkey Short Fuse: "Nice knowin' the truth though."


Turkey Short Fuse: "Am I really dat bad?"


SCUDS: "No, you ain't bad. Why are you saying I think that way?"

Turkey Short Fuse: "Whateva dude. I got it, k? I heard what I had to hear!"


Turkey Short Fuse: "All I'm doin' is sht."


Turkey Short Fuse: "Nothing special."


Turkey Short Fuse: "Just stupid songs."

SCUDS: "So you saying you only sound good singing songs you write alone?"

Turkey Short Fuse: "Nah, I know that all my songs are bullsht."

SCUDS: "No, they aren't."

Turkey Short Fuse: "k "

Turkey Short Fuse: "Thanks for that."

Turkey Short Fuse: "Nothin special about my voice, or about my songs."

Turkey Short Fuse: "So don't bullsht me again now u talkin'."

SCUDS: "I told you that "You n' I" is catchy, but you ignored me (probably because I didn't say it was the best song of the year.")

Turkey Short Fuse: "I don't need to hear more from you. You told me enough. I got everything I needed to hear."
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Old 10-08-2009, 03:44 PM
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I'll show you a Turkey Short Fuse. This is a fictional (of course!!) example.


SCUDS: That Joe Rodney Song needs other parts. It needs surgery. Pretty unique, but too repetitive. You should write with him. You can fix that.

Turkey Short Fuse: "Joe Rodney?"


Turkey Short Fuse: "Wow, you like this Joe Rodney, but don't like my songs? "


Turkey Short Fuse: "I'm amazed right now."


Turkey Short Fuse: "Nice knowin' the truth though."


Turkey Short Fuse: "Am I really dat bad?"


SCUDS: "No, you ain't bad. Why are you saying I think that way?"

Turkey Short Fuse: "Whateva dude. I got it, k? I heard what I had to hear!"


Turkey Short Fuse: "All I'm doin' is sht."


Turkey Short Fuse: "Nothing special."


Turkey Short Fuse: "Just stupid songs."

SCUDS: "So you saying you only sound good singing songs you write alone?"

Turkey Short Fuse: "Nah, I know that all my songs are bullsht."

SCUDS: "No, they aren't."

Turkey Short Fuse: "k "

Turkey Short Fuse: "Thanks for that."

Turkey Short Fuse: "Nothin special about my voice, or about my songs."

Turkey Short Fuse: "So don't bullsht me again now u talkin'."

SCUDS: "I told you that "You n' I" is catchy, but you ignored me (probably because I didn't say it was the best song of the year.")

Turkey Short Fuse: "I don't need to hear more from you. You told me enough. I got everything I needed to hear."
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Old 10-08-2009, 04:48 PM
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He's fine. That's normal for a Narcissist.
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Old 10-09-2009, 05:02 AM
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See, 18 hours after that (I let him calm down, of course) crazy Turk gives me this type stuff below. Then, I come on, and actually get some work out of him. You thought I was nuts. This is the whole can.

Turkey Short Fuse: "really cool not talkin huh"

Turkey Short Fuse: "u kno wut we call it here when ppl dont talk?"

Turkey Short Fuse: "so damn childish"

Turkey Short Fuse: "i would understand it if u were one of my friends (maybe")

Turkey Short Fuse: "but ur a grown ass man"

Turkey Short Fuse: "guess u dont see urself dat way"

Turkey Short Fuse: " its cool tho"
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