Conservatives lose in Greece

[Cannon Shell]

Originally Posted by Cardus

It sounds like you've read your Thucydides.

No, Scuds told me. He is very big in the Mediterranean

[dellinger63]

Originally Posted by Cannon Shell

No, Scuds told me. He is very big in the Mediterranean

He loves those Turks

especially the religious ones

[SCUDSBROTHER]

Originally Posted by dellinger63

He loves those Turks

especially the religious ones

Well, inbreeding to 1st cousins usually creates something unbalanced, and often entertaining. There has never been anyone on here with a fuse as short. You just create a tiny spark, and the whole factory blows. It's got to be some sort of genetic disturbance.

[SCUDSBROTHER]

I'll show you a Turkey Short Fuse. This is a fictional (of course!!) example.


SCUDS: That Joe Rodney Song needs other parts. It needs surgery. Pretty unique, but too repetitive. You should write with him. You can fix that.

Turkey Short Fuse: "Joe Rodney?"


Turkey Short Fuse: "Wow, you like this Joe Rodney, but don't like my songs? "


Turkey Short Fuse: "I'm amazed right now."


Turkey Short Fuse: "Nice knowin' the truth though."


Turkey Short Fuse: "Am I really dat bad?"


SCUDS: "No, you ain't bad. Why are you saying I think that way?"

Turkey Short Fuse: "Whateva dude. I got it, k? I heard what I had to hear!"


Turkey Short Fuse: "All I'm doin' is sht."


Turkey Short Fuse: "Nothing special."


Turkey Short Fuse: "Just stupid songs."

SCUDS: "So you saying you only sound good singing songs you write alone?"

Turkey Short Fuse: "Nah, I know that all my songs are bullsht."

SCUDS: "No, they aren't."

Turkey Short Fuse: "k "

Turkey Short Fuse: "Thanks for that."

Turkey Short Fuse: "Nothin special about my voice, or about my songs."

Turkey Short Fuse: "So don't bullsht me again now u talkin'."

SCUDS: "I told you that "You n' I" is catchy, but you ignored me (probably because I didn't say it was the best song of the year.")

Turkey Short Fuse: "I don't need to hear more from you. You told me enough. I got everything I needed to hear."

[Cannon Shell]

Originally Posted by SCUDSBROTHER

I'll show you a Turkey Short Fuse. This is a fictional (of course!!) example.


SCUDS: That Joe Rodney Song needs other parts. It needs surgery. Pretty unique, but too repetitive. You should write with him. You can fix that.

Turkey Short Fuse: "Joe Rodney?"


Turkey Short Fuse: "Wow, you like this Joe Rodney, but don't like my songs? "


Turkey Short Fuse: "I'm amazed right now."


Turkey Short Fuse: "Nice knowin' the truth though."


Turkey Short Fuse: "Am I really dat bad?"


SCUDS: "No, you ain't bad. Why are you saying I think that way?"

Turkey Short Fuse: "Whateva dude. I got it, k? I heard what I had to hear!"


Turkey Short Fuse: "All I'm doin' is sht."


Turkey Short Fuse: "Nothing special."


Turkey Short Fuse: "Just stupid songs."

SCUDS: "So you saying you only sound good singing songs you write alone?"

Turkey Short Fuse: "Nah, I know that all my songs are bullsht."

SCUDS: "No, they aren't."

Turkey Short Fuse: "k "

Turkey Short Fuse: "Thanks for that."

Turkey Short Fuse: "Nothin special about my voice, or about my songs."

Turkey Short Fuse: "So don't bullsht me again now u talkin'."

SCUDS: "I told you that "You n' I" is catchy, but you ignored me (probably because I didn't say it was the best song of the year.")

Turkey Short Fuse: "I don't need to hear more from you. You told me enough. I got everything I needed to hear."

[SCUDSBROTHER]

Originally Posted by Cannon Shell

He's fine. That's normal for a Narcissist.

[SCUDSBROTHER]

See, 18 hours after that (I let him calm down, of course) crazy Turk gives me this type stuff below. Then, I come on, and actually get some work out of him. You thought I was nuts. This is the whole can.

Turkey Short Fuse: "really cool not talkin huh"

Turkey Short Fuse: "u kno wut we call it here when ppl dont talk?"

Turkey Short Fuse: "so damn childish"

Turkey Short Fuse: "i would understand it if u were one of my friends (maybe")

Turkey Short Fuse: "but ur a grown ass man"

Turkey Short Fuse: "guess u dont see urself dat way"

Turkey Short Fuse: " its cool tho"