Please Retire Funny Cide!!!!!!!!

Funny Cide is a national treasure ...

... and a pleasure to watch on those rare occasions when he's spotted in the right races.

Were it not for the attention-cravers at Sack-O-Kaka ... Funny Cide could have a record of 6 wins and 3 placings in state-bred stakes, allowances, and secondary track G3 stakes.

Those seventh-place anchor droppings are both embarrassing and completely unnecessary ...

... let Funny Cide be Funny Cide.