Ariel Smith

[the_fat_man]

I'm sure that, somewhere, there are bookies taking action on the Special Olympics. And, it follows, then, that there are people actually betting on Special Olympians. It would be an even bigger stretch, however, to imagine that these people are making it public that they're betting on Special Olympians or, even worse, complaining when one of the Special Olympians ****s up their performance (thereby costing someone money).

Smith is about as close to a Special Olympian as you get in the jockey colony. Seriously. I wouldn't bet this ************ with Chinese money.

Anyone betting money on him is, well, as 'SPECIAL' as he is.

Ariel still can't quite grasp the fact that the winner is the horse crossing the WIRE first and not the one getting the lead on the turn.