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Old 03-16-2009, 10:11 AM
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Round 1
Pittsburgh-ETSU: Panthers eat Buccaneers before they can pull their scurvy swords... Pitt
Oklahoma State-Tennessee: Cowboys are tougher than Volunteers. OSU
Florida State-Wisconsin: Badgers are slow. Seminole Indians trap them. FSU
Xavier-Portland State: Musketeers have guns, Vikings don't. Xavier
Duke-Binghamton: Bearcats can't survive in Hell. Duke
Texas-Minnesota: Cows are fat and slow but so are Gophers. Texas
Villanova-American: Wildcats eat Eagles, even in Philly. Villanova
UCLA-VCU: Rams have horns, Bears don't. VCU

Round 2
Pitt-OSU: Bullriders lasso calves. They're kind of like little Panthers. OSU
Xavier-FSU: Guns or bows and arrows? Xavier
Duke-Texas: In India, the cow is sacred. That stops the Devil. Texas
Villanova: Rams have horns, Wildcats don't.

Round 3
OSU-Xavier: Small pistols or big rifles? Xavier
Texas-VCU: In Wyoming and Montana, cowboys chase rams away from their cattle herd. Ain't no cowboys around to protect them in this matchup. VCU

Round 4
Xavier-VCU: The hunters catch the hunted. Xavier
My only problem with your argument stems from this matchup - Rams have curved horns, a blunt instrument, not a sharp killing one. Bears are extremely fearsome when riled up, and their claws are pretty sharp. Not that I'm partial to UCLA or anything (), but I would have given the Bruins the edge here ... Although I suppose the muskets would have ultimately gotten the bears, anyway.
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Old 03-16-2009, 01:26 PM
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My only problem with your argument stems from this matchup - Rams have curved horns, a blunt instrument, not a sharp killing one. Bears are extremely fearsome when riled up, and their claws are pretty sharp. Not that I'm partial to UCLA or anything (), but I would have given the Bruins the edge here ... Although I suppose the muskets would have ultimately gotten the bears, anyway.

Bruin's a baby bear... not enough fight in it yet.
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Old 03-16-2009, 01:45 PM
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Any bracket that has Siena as champions is good in my book!
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Old 03-16-2009, 02:34 PM
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Phil may have too much time on his hands.....
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Old 03-16-2009, 02:44 PM
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Phil may have too much time on his hands.....
I'm waiting for Cheerleader Match Up
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Old 03-16-2009, 02:57 PM
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I'm waiting for Cheerleader Match Up
Crap, Siena is screwed in that one.
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Old 03-16-2009, 03:24 PM
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I'm waiting for Cheerleader Match Up
They already played... no need for a bracket, Arizona State went undefeated through the final




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Old 03-16-2009, 08:14 PM
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They already played... no need for a bracket, Arizona State went undefeated through the final
2,1,6,5,4,3

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Old 03-16-2009, 10:17 PM
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They already played... no need for a bracket, Arizona State went undefeated through the final




The only good thing about ASU
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Old 03-16-2009, 11:07 PM
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My only problem with your argument stems from this matchup - Rams have curved horns, a blunt instrument, not a sharp killing one. Bears are extremely fearsome when riled up, and their claws are pretty sharp. Not that I'm partial to UCLA or anything (), but I would have given the Bruins the edge here ... Although I suppose the muskets would have ultimately gotten the bears, anyway.
UCLA made a strong run in the cheerleading bracket



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