Anybody hear any good jokes lately?

[hi_im_god]

three horses are talking before a race. the first one says, "i've been in four races and only lost once."

the second one says, "that's nothing, i've been in five races and never been beaten."

the third horse says, "well i've been in 6 races, including two graded stakes and i've never lost."

there's a soft chuckle. a smiling greyhound nearby yawns then says, "i was in over 50 races, never lost, and won most by 3 lengths or more."

the horses look at each other in shock.

the first horse says, "holy fuc k! a talking dog!!!"