Anybody hear any good jokes lately?

[herkhorse]

Dear Frankie
>
>
> I have never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have
> suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The
> usual
> signs; phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been
> going out with 'the girls' a lot recently although when I ask their names
> she always says, just some friends from work, you don't know them. I try
> to
> stay awake and look out for her when she comes home, but I usually fall
> asleep. Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think
> deep
> down I just did not want to know the truth, but last night she went out
> again and I decided to finally check on her.
>
> Around midnight, I hid in the garage behind my golf clubs so I could get a
> good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with
> 'the girls. When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse,
> which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them
> on. It was at that moment, crouching behind my golf clubs, that I noticed
> a
> hairline crack where the grip meets the graphite shaft on my 3-wood.
>
> Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the
> pro-shop
> where I bought it?