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Old 02-04-2009, 02:10 PM
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So for the past couple weeks, someone has been going into co-workers cubicals (and boss's offices) and stealing cash out of their purses. Its happened to at least 10 people. Some people have had a few hundred stolen and one girl had a bottle of pain pills stolen. Some people who have been keeping their purse in their drawers are still getting things taken.

Nobody knows who it is!! Whoever is doing it sure has some large huevos. I hope I catch her red handed (it has to be a girl... we have like 70 women who work here and like 5 men... men stick out like a sore thumb here). Whoever it is is a pile of dog $hit!
Pull the old bait and hook.
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Old 02-04-2009, 02:12 PM
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AT...how much for the pain pills?

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Old 02-04-2009, 02:16 PM
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AT...how much for the pain pills?

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You're not far off from that.....somebodys benefiting from them! It's hard to get them replaced,too. Insurance companies frown on the "stolen pills" line
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Old 02-04-2009, 02:15 PM
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Pull the old bait and hook.

thought about it... ive been leaving my purse out in the open hoping I come back to my desk to find someone going through it!!

People just need to keep their cash locked in their cars. Its probably a temp employee.
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Old 02-04-2009, 02:19 PM
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thought about it... ive been leaving my purse out in the open hoping I come back to my desk to find someone going through it!!

People just need to keep their cash locked in their cars. Its probably a temp employee.
How 'bout a motion detector in your cubicle? Sets off one of those 'fire alarm' thinggys and Boom...you got your thief! unless your girlfriend wanted to borrow a tissue!
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Old 02-04-2009, 02:36 PM
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How 'bout a motion detector in your cubicle? Sets off one of those 'fire alarm' thinggys and Boom...you got your thief! unless your girlfriend wanted to borrow a tissue!

they sent out an email this morning to everyone saying to secure your items.

We were hoping that the person would stop after reading the email but 2 people have been stolen from since then.
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Old 02-04-2009, 03:22 PM
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Get some empty Vicodan bottles and fill them with those pills that make you throw up. Come in telling every one you hurt your shoulder (at a strip bar..if that would add to the story) Then sit back and wait.
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they sent out an email this morning to everyone saying to secure your items.

We were hoping that the person would stop after reading the email but 2 people have been stolen from since then.
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Old 02-04-2009, 02:39 PM
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When I was in High School, I worked in a store that had these black plastic half spheres that would stick out of the celling. It would give people the perception that there were cameras in the store. It seemed to work, we never really had a theft problem (except for the people that worked there ) Maybe that could be a cheap solution for you guys, but the whole key is to have them installed when no one is there. And more important no one can find out that there are really no camera's. If the person thinks they are being watched, the thefts will probably stop.
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