Most Rave Reviews for PolyTrack

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Originally Posted by Bold Brooklynite

I have a few questions about polytrack ...

Can it be spun into a business suit?

Can it be mixed with Lucky Charms and milk?

Can it repair the damage from the Carter administration?

Can it convince the Iranians to give up their nuclear ambitions?

I have a few more ... but can you answer just those for now?

I have generally been opposed to human cloning, but you are so charming and delightful, I think you should be cloned so we all can enjoy your schtick long after you meet your maker. Have you been approached by anyone wishing to clone you yet?? I would have to think the answer to that is yes. Your other questions are so perfect, they don't even need answers!!