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Old 12-08-2008, 09:08 PM
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Default Hey "Doc", we are FINISHED!!
You haven't been working hard enough on trying to improve our relationship, you waste too much time on lame crap, and worst of all you have NO IDEA how to please a woman.

I know you might think its a bit cruel of me to send you on an hour drive for a christmas tree to a place that doesn't even exist. After which you will drive home to find all of your precious belongings thrown to the curve. And after that you will log on to your favorite website and read this! LOL. What can I say? LOL

I need to be honest with you for a change , I have been with other men. I wasn't actually a virgin when we got married like I said. Not even close.

You know how, out of the blue, I took up a sudden interest in hunting this year? LOL. Did you really think I would get anything out of putting on an orange suit like a yahoo hick and hiking through the woods in search of a deer to kill? Ah, no ! LOL!

I have news for you buster. The whole time I was "at the gun range shooting my muzzleloader" I was really in a hotel room banging the living hell out of this ...




and each day of hunting season I told you I tried hard all day but "got nothing" - truth is I did get something ... I got a fresh batch of egg nog unloaded down my throat after having my cornhole stretched by this ....




And you know what Doc, if you actually HAD ANY CLUE how to please a woman ... OUR children would not have to spend the rest of their childhood being raised by a young man who wears socks with holes in them. Socks which have an awfully foul odor to them I might add. But here we are.

PS: When I made you go outside and rake the leaves last Saturday during your precious wittle pick six at Hollywood Park - the whole time I was on the phone with you know who ... finger bangin' away. LOL!

Goodbye Jason. or should I say cuckold ..oops I mean "Doc"
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Old 12-08-2008, 09:16 PM
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I think I've stumbled into "Peyton's Place".
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Old 12-08-2008, 09:17 PM
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You haven't been working hard enough on trying to improve our relationship, you waste too much time on lame crap, and worst of all you have NO IDEA how to please a woman.

I know you might think its a bit cruel of me to send you on an hour drive for a christmas tree to a place that doesn't even exist. After which you will drive home to find all of your precious belongings thrown to the curve. And after that you will log on to your favorite website and read this! LOL. What can I say? LOL

I need to be honest with you for a change , I have been with other men. I wasn't actually a virgin when we got married like I said. Not even close.

You know how, out of the blue, I took up a sudden interest in hunting this year? LOL. Did you really think I would get anything out of putting on an orange suit like a yahoo hick and hiking through the woods in search of a deer to kill? Ah, no ! LOL!

I have news for you buster. The whole time I was "at the gun range shooting my muzzleloader" I was really in a hotel room banging the living hell out of this ...




and each day of hunting season I told you I tried hard all day but "got nothing" - truth is I did get something ... I got a fresh batch of egg nog unloaded down my throat after having my cornhole stretched by this ....




And you know what Doc, if you actually HAD ANY CLUE how to please a woman ... OUR children would not have to spend the rest of their childhood being raised by a young man who wears socks with holes in them. Socks which have an awfully foul odor to them I might add. But here we are.

PS: When I made you go outside and rake the leaves last Saturday during your precious wittle pick six at Hollywood Park - the whole time I was on the phone with you know who ... finger bangin' away. LOL!

Goodbye Jason. or should I say cuckold ..oops I mean "Doc"

You rang???
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Old 12-08-2008, 09:19 PM
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WOW taking this down in 4-3-2-1.......
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Old 12-08-2008, 09:21 PM
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WOW taking this down in 4-3-2-1.......
What took you so long??
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Old 12-08-2008, 09:22 PM
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No mods on board... it stays for now...
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Old 12-08-2008, 09:23 PM
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You rang???

Don't think she means you. Isn't there a Dr. Watson that posts on here?
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Old 12-08-2008, 09:25 PM
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Do you think we should call Morty?
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Old 12-08-2008, 09:28 PM
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Dear Linda...

Your husband is hot!

http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/sho...360#post358360

Nice to see you in the smart threads Dr. Swine, Dr. Watson, Linda et al, etc and on and on...
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Old 12-08-2008, 09:32 PM
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Damn...I thought for a second there that Garrisons Mom was ending things with me
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Old 12-08-2008, 09:36 PM
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So I'm on the road this week, got killed at the Mountain, log on to kill some time and this is what I come across...simply stunning.
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Old 12-08-2008, 09:37 PM
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Come on Mrs. Watson.

I am asking you this question:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrWam...eature=channel
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Old 12-08-2008, 09:38 PM
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Come on Mrs. Watson.

I am asking you this question:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrWam...eature=channel

Im leaving...
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Old 12-08-2008, 09:40 PM
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This is better than my soap General Hospital


Wow!
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Old 12-08-2008, 10:32 PM
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Don't think she means you. Isn't there a Dr. Watson that posts on here?
Just kidding I did look twice though....I am more linebacker size than the guy in the pics.......well maybe a touch tackle size these days...
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Old 12-08-2008, 10:39 PM
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I'd like to hear Doc's side of the story before I cast my judgement...
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Old 12-08-2008, 10:45 PM
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I'd like to hear Doc's side of the story before I cast my judgement...
You know it doesn't matter what he has to say.......when your woman screams to the entire free world that "you have no clue how to please a woman" your only response has to be "check please".......take your lawn mower and go home where ever that is going to be


Cause you don't live here no more!!!! (future #1 country single)
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Old 12-08-2008, 10:46 PM
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You know it doesn't matter what he has to say.......when your woman screams to the entire free world that "you have no clue how to please a woman" your only response has to be "check please".......take your lawn mower and go home where ever that is going to be


Cause you don't live here no more!!!! (future #1 country single)
OMG!! LMAO!!

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Old 12-08-2008, 10:52 PM
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Maybe he should watch this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLFc6YDNNFU
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Old 12-08-2008, 11:00 PM
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I've had no complaints....but this guys technique is worthy of consideration
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