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Old 11-29-2008, 07:37 AM
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Actually..I don't want him "dead"...I just want him begging me for mercy
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Old 11-29-2008, 08:04 AM
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OK..I cannot hide from you.


Are you a bloodhound or something?

But ..and I know I have been bad...one thing about me.I have great character and will never run from responsibility.







Andy Sterling made me do this thing.
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Old 11-29-2008, 08:10 AM
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Old 11-29-2008, 08:14 AM
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Old 11-29-2008, 08:23 AM
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I'm going to run out of names.




OK..it was me..I did it all by myself.

No one other than Steve told me to .
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Old 11-29-2008, 08:27 AM
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KGB.
Don't drag me into your kinky mess...










































unless more women are involved and your not
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Old 11-29-2008, 08:38 AM
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I'm MortyAngel....don't ya know.
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Old 11-29-2008, 11:46 AM
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Old 11-29-2008, 12:53 PM
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Oh boy.



But thank you so much.


At this time I would like to congratulate Arletta for being such a good sporty fan about all this. I,of course,always paint myself in the best possible light even if it means imposing on my leading ladies and making them look a little ....bad---I guess.Certainly she is not.



Plus she is threatening to kill me over all this and ,frankly---I believe her.




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Old 11-29-2008, 01:09 PM
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But thank you so much.


At this time I would like to congratulate Arletta for being such a good sporty fan about all this. I,of course,always paint myself in the best possible light even if it means imposing on my leading ladies and making them look a little ....bad---I guess.Certainly she is not.



Plus she is threatening to kill me over all this and ,frankly---I believe her.
do things to ya like a cowgirl could
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Old 11-29-2008, 01:10 PM
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You know I would never kill you...I would just make things a bit "difficult" for you for awhile





O.k.. You can come out now... Your out of the "Wolf house"



Now you get some dang sleep!!!
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Old 11-29-2008, 01:22 PM
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Thank goodness.




I welcome your mercy.

And your posts always put me to sleep.....UPS!!...I mean-- OK.


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Old 11-29-2008, 01:28 PM
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Old 11-29-2008, 01:31 PM
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I welcome your mercy.

And your posts always put me to sleep.....UPS!!...I mean-- OK.
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Old 11-29-2008, 01:43 PM
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LMAO



Chop busting aside ... this guy is freakin' hilarious.






Well done, sir
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Old 12-01-2008, 12:22 AM
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Thank you....so very much.


But,please...I am very shy and modest ;you must stop lauding me.










( you do---and I will kill you)
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Thank you....so very much.


But,please...I am very shy and modest ;you must stop lauding me.










( you do---and I will kill you)



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