WARNING: a long vent about a crappy day.

[docicu3]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Oh boy.


That cuts real deep.

I may need a piece of lint to stop the bleeding

Only you could use this metaphor.......I am convinced that there will be a place for you on the fall NBC schedule next year perhaps we could have you matching wits with Charlie Reese on "Life". It isn't a comedy but the character he plays is funny as hell....."Morty on Life"....can't miss.

And Matt, the best thing about a**whole inlaws is.........















they have to go the f**k home. Sorry you had to have your day ruined like that.

[TheSpyder]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=P37xPiRz1sg

Hang it there Matt! I know what you're saying. I have a doosey from last year starting with my sister in law and her husband getting a DUI one house away from getting here, and then him getting into a huge fight with my mother in law causing no one to talk to each other.

By the way, your giving Scav's a run for his money on reliving life's special moments

Spyder

[Danzig]

tell your wife i'm sorry she had a rough day. good thing the holidays only come once a year. i'll be having a houseful a week after christmas, thanks to my husband. but i won't be able to liven things up for myself with any wagering.

and if your wife wants the recipe i use for turkey, let me know-it's never dry.

At least it was at your house so you could hide.

I was out in the open taking enemy fire.

Brother in Law telling me how many times
he made my sister-in-law orgasm.

The thought curdled my gravy.
The Turkey started to enlarge and fester.

[herkhorse]

Originally Posted by pgardn

At least it was at your house so you could hide.

I was out in the open taking enemy fire.

Brother in Law telling me how many times
he made my sister-in-law orgasm.

The thought curdled my gravy.
The Turkey started to enlarge and fester.

you sure you got that right?

[Mortimer]

He's going to get a stabbing from Ethel for that one.

Originally Posted by herkhorse

you sure you got that right?

I think so.
2 times.

Ethels sister got off twice to her new husband.
My wife's sister and the screwball she married.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by docicu3

Only you could use this metaphor.......I am convinced that there will be a place for you on the fall NBC schedule next year perhaps we could have you matching wits with Charlie Reese on "Life". It isn't a comedy but the character he plays is funny as hell....."Morty on Life"....can't miss.

And Matt, the best thing about a**whole inlaws is.........


they have to go the f**k home. Sorry you had to have your day ruined like that.

Too kind,Doc.

You certainly know talent when you see it.



And...I remove the right side of my brain when I come here as I love a challenge.


What do you recommend for insomnia?







If you say "sleep".......you will upset me.

[geeker2]

Matt - glad your day sucked. It made me realize how great mine was and until I read yours - it was only average.

Thanks for sharing.



ps neighbor pet sits for free cable tv watching

[MaTH716]

Originally Posted by geeker2

Matt - glad your day sucked. It made me realize how great mine was and until I read yours - it was only average.

Thanks for sharing.



ps neighbor pet sits for free cable tv watching

Glad to be of service for you (I think).

[geeker2]

Originally Posted by MaTH716

Glad to be of service for you (I think).

LOL not in a gay way

[Mortimer]

Hey,Doc.

I appreciate your sense of urgency and concern....but never mind.


The Browns game was the cure.

[Mortimer]

So,Matty.

How was yer weekend?






WHOA!! What am I saying!?





Matty....forget it.