Derby Trail Forums

Go Back   Derby Trail Forums > Esoteric Central
Register FAQ Members List Calendar Today's Posts

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 11-27-2008, 06:03 AM
Mortimer's Avatar
Mortimer Mortimer is offline
Thistley Downs
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 21,864
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by TheSpyder
I think I've got it...

I believe you are the love child of Dr. Doolittle and Ms Doughtfire..

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=GPGaPM...eature=related
ror!!



Get outta town,man!!
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 11-28-2008, 10:30 PM
Mortimer's Avatar
Mortimer Mortimer is offline
Thistley Downs
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 21,864
Default

An Evening With:





An American Psycho At Franklin..CAH-SOL.
MORTE' WOLF---Arletta.....Know What Ahm Thayin'?







Coming to your screen in 1..maybe 2...hours.

Last edited by Mortimer : 11-28-2008 at 11:22 PM.
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 11-28-2008, 10:37 PM
cowgirlintexas's Avatar
cowgirlintexas cowgirlintexas is offline
Santa Anita
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Mortyville, USA
Posts: 3,077
Default

Wake me when it's finished.....






















Sweet Dreams
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 11-28-2008, 11:17 PM
Mortimer's Avatar
Mortimer Mortimer is offline
Thistley Downs
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 21,864
Default

I am ....at your service.








SCENE I


Arletta was finishing up work at the horsey stables.For some reason,when she was done she felt compelled to go behind the barns....and look out onto the pasture behind them

And then she knew why; a fine steed with a cowboy atop was galloping toward her.The horsey was full of fun...athletic...strong.....it was DowntownDollarBilly!!!!

The horsey stopped 10 feet short of her. The cowboy dismounted and came toward her.He wore levis over cowboy boots...a white tank top...and a cowboy hat. He was a little over 5-8 and looked to weigh 155-160 pounds. He looked the image of the 2 time National AAU Welterweight Champion that he was.He had a US Marine tat on his right bicep...and a Leapy-PooYearBaby tattoo on his left bicep. She could see the separation of his pecs..split right down the middle.Every sinew was clearly visible under the flesh ,that she could see. He appeared to be starting a woody----Billy was ,too.

Arletta was getting a wetty.



The cowboy spoke...."Howdy,Ma'am.You have been summoned to the..CAH-SOL."


Huh?...she said.


Franklin ..CAH-SOL.

Huh?

In Cleveland.

Huh?


Ma'am...get on the horsey.






And so...she did...holding on to the raw hardness of this mystical cowboy's body.They galloped off....she began pumping her hot little snatch into him. He reached back and whacked her on her dupa----she stopped pumping.She was a true snot face.

They horsey galloped so fast that they took off into the sky!!.....AWAAAAAY UP! She felt warmth and wind......and then saw they were in an amethytht----I mean amethyst colored soup of aromatic clouds.

She began pumping her hot little snatch into him again....he reached back and swatted her dupa twice this time...and hard.




What a brat.
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 11-28-2008, 11:19 PM
Mortimer's Avatar
Mortimer Mortimer is offline
Thistley Downs
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 21,864
Default

Scene II within one hour.




This ain't easy.
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 11-28-2008, 11:26 PM
Smooth Operator's Avatar
Smooth Operator Smooth Operator is offline
Gulfstream Park
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 1,169
Default

Oh my God










lol
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 11-28-2008, 11:36 PM
Smooth Operator's Avatar
Smooth Operator Smooth Operator is offline
Gulfstream Park
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 1,169
Default

Cute little minx that cowgirl



Can ya get me into Scene II, Morty? lol
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 11-28-2008, 11:49 PM
Rudeboyelvis Rudeboyelvis is offline
Belmont Park
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Posts: 7,440
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
He looked the image of the 2 time National AAU Welterweight Champion that he was.He had a US Marine tat on his right bicep...and a Leapy-PooYearBaby tattoo on his left bicep.
PA










leeeeeeeeeeese















Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 11-28-2008, 11:50 PM
Rudeboyelvis Rudeboyelvis is offline
Belmont Park
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Posts: 7,440
Default

You MUST get a grip
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old 11-28-2008, 11:51 PM
Rudeboyelvis Rudeboyelvis is offline
Belmont Park
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Posts: 7,440
Default

It's embarassing
Reply With Quote
  #11  
Old 11-29-2008, 12:22 AM
Rudeboyelvis Rudeboyelvis is offline
Belmont Park
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Posts: 7,440
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Wow.



!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Reply With Quote
  #12  
Old 11-29-2008, 12:28 AM
Mortimer's Avatar
Mortimer Mortimer is offline
Thistley Downs
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 21,864
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
I'll admit the left bicep tattoo could use some work. Have you ever read Morty's stories about going into the Cheap Whiskey Bar? You'll never muggy face him again if you have. The guy is an animal.

ror!!!!


HOSSY!!



PLEASE!...my work.
Reply With Quote
  #13  
Old 11-29-2008, 12:33 AM
Rudeboyelvis Rudeboyelvis is offline
Belmont Park
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Posts: 7,440
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
I'll admit the left bicep tattoo could use some work. Have you ever read Morty's stories about going into the Cheap Whiskey Bar? You'll never muggy face him again if you have. The guy is an animal.


Oh man - those were the times.


I fucl<ed this all up.


My apologies.



Please proceed.






I'm just going to image that little satan dude from the World Industies Snowboard logo instead of the Leapy Poo baby tat.



I'm Good.



Please excuse the interruption.






sorry.
Reply With Quote
  #14  
Old 11-29-2008, 12:37 AM
Mortimer's Avatar
Mortimer Mortimer is offline
Thistley Downs
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 21,864
Default

aw Fer The Love A FUCl<IN' Mike Already!!!!




Stop!!
Reply With Quote
  #15  
Old 11-29-2008, 12:23 AM
Mortimer's Avatar
Mortimer Mortimer is offline
Thistley Downs
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 21,864
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Wow.



!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!




Thank you so much.



But that ain't nothin'.




Reply With Quote
  #16  
Old 11-29-2008, 12:27 AM
Mortimer's Avatar
Mortimer Mortimer is offline
Thistley Downs
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 21,864
Default

Now can I have some quiet around here?

Scene II is very important as it will set the scene for scene III by describing Arletta and the ....CAH-SOL...she is about to enter......and it's deep dark secrets held by it's owner---and her..
Reply With Quote
Reply



Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 09:59 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.