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Old 10-21-2008, 04:22 PM
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Old 11-13-2008, 02:55 AM
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Old 11-15-2008, 04:55 AM
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9 WORDS WOMEN USE


(1)
Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2)
Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3)
Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4)
Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5)
Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

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That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

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Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... That will bring on a 'whatever').

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Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F... YOU!

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Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
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Old 11-15-2008, 12:56 PM
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How Do You Get The Pictures To Fit Here? Says File To Big? Please Help With Your Comments.
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Old 11-15-2008, 02:08 PM
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How Do You Get The Pictures To Fit Here? Says File To Big? Please Help With Your Comments.
Download your pics to photobucket first
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Old 11-15-2008, 03:18 PM
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i did, now i dont know how to post it. sorry, i just know how to bet.
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Old 11-15-2008, 03:19 PM
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