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[Mortimer]

I am venturing into the vast cheating wing conspiracy called the nfl.



I'm taking the Giants giving 7.5

Why?







Because I just heard a reporter ask Romeo how important this Monday night game at home against the reigning world champions Giants is:





His answer:





Well..it's just like any other game.We're going to try and win this game.

And so...if we win everybody is happy.

If we lose everybody is mad.



I think the new fake touchdown play will be introduced tonight.