You know you're getting old when

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its the little things -

I get mad when I have to take a #2 AFTER I take a shower in the morning

My body makes more noises like cracks and snaps in the am when I wake and get movin then a 200 year old house with a frat party

I could go on but another episode of the Golden Girls may be on

I'm 33 fyi and people are callin me sir as well, but of course I am bald as an eagle so ya know, to a 20 year old hottie cashier at a Grocery Store