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Old 10-09-2008, 11:15 AM
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I got an invitation to join AARP, I'm 32.
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Old 10-09-2008, 11:18 AM
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Been a member for three years. Great hotel rates...depressing magazine!
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I got an invitation to join AARP, I'm 32.
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Old 10-09-2008, 11:18 AM
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I got an invitation to join AARP, I'm 32.

Maybe you need a redo in your beauty aid cabinet.
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Old 10-09-2008, 11:18 AM
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When really hot college chicks I work with starting calling me "sir"
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Old 10-09-2008, 11:32 AM
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Or when you see similar hot chicks and realize they are younger than your son!
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Old 10-09-2008, 04:00 PM
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Or when you see similar hot chicks and realize they are younger than your son!
Don't I know that.....


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Old 10-09-2008, 04:51 PM
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....................When people start asking you if youve been for a prostrate check up yet
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Old 10-09-2008, 04:56 PM
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....................When people start asking you if youve been for a prostrate check up yet

Been there....done that!
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Old 10-09-2008, 06:06 PM
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its the little things -

I get mad when I have to take a #2 AFTER I take a shower in the morning

My body makes more noises like cracks and snaps in the am when I wake and get movin then a 200 year old house with a frat party

I could go on but another episode of the Golden Girls may be on

I'm 33 fyi and people are callin me sir as well, but of course I am bald as an eagle so ya know, to a 20 year old hottie cashier at a Grocery Store
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Old 10-09-2008, 09:57 PM
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....................When people start asking you if youve been for a prostrate check up yet
i can only wait so long at a public toilet, buddy.
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Old 10-10-2008, 06:53 AM
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i can only wait so long at a public toilet, buddy.
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Old 10-09-2008, 11:53 AM
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