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Old 09-28-2008, 08:13 PM
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On an adult level they sound like migrating baboons.
Get these pontificating imbeciles out of here.
I hate to admit it, but I actually think these two sentences sum us up fairly accurately.
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Old 09-28-2008, 08:31 PM
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I hate to admit it, but I actually think these two sentences sum us up fairly accurately.
And you see a problem with pontificating baboons?
At least we do more than eat, mate, sleep, and excrete...

well some of the time anyway.
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Old 09-28-2008, 08:41 PM
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And you see a problem with pontificating baboons?
At least we do more than eat, mate, sleep, and excrete...

well some of the time anyway.
You summed up my average day.

Sleep: 7 hours.
Eat: 2 hours.
Mate: About 45 seconds on a good day.
Excrete: Varies daily
Pontificate: However much time is left.
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Old 09-28-2008, 08:43 PM
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You summed up my average day.

Sleep: 7 hours.
Eat: 2 hours.
Mate: About 45 seconds on a good day.
Excrete: Varies daily
Pontificate: However much time is left.
Lucky bas tard.
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Old 09-28-2008, 08:49 PM
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i read that in 33% of marriages, the couple has sex once a month or less. that's a crying shame.
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Old 09-28-2008, 09:06 PM
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i read that in 33% of marriages, the couple has sex once a month or less. that's a crying shame.

You don't even know what fellatio-poo is!!
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Old 09-28-2008, 09:29 PM
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You don't even know what fellatio-poo is!!
perhaps i should go do some research?
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Old 09-28-2008, 09:06 PM
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i read that in 33% of marriages, the couple has sex once a month or less. that's a crying shame.
Why am I crying?

ahhhh I have better things to do...

whittling
cuttin up dead fish
cuttin up dead fish
whittlin whilst cuttin up dead fish
gettin baffled whilst whittlin

Life is good.
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Old 09-28-2008, 08:32 PM
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I hate to admit it, but I actually think these two sentences sum us up fairly accurately.
So you've read the "Free Speech" political thread?????
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Old 09-28-2008, 08:41 PM
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So you've read the "Free Speech" political thread?????
I still claim the record for the most incessant babbling
in that masterpiece.
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Old 09-28-2008, 08:42 PM
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I still claim the record for the most incessant babbling
in that masterpiece.
Your claim has been accepted.
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