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At least we do more than eat, mate, sleep, and excrete... well some of the time anyway. |
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Sleep: 7 hours. Eat: 2 hours. Mate: About 45 seconds on a good day. Excrete: Varies daily Pontificate: However much time is left. |
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![]() i read that in 33% of marriages, the couple has sex once a month or less. that's a crying shame.
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You don't even know what fellatio-poo is!! |
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ahhhh I have better things to do... whittling cuttin up dead fish cuttin up dead fish whittlin whilst cuttin up dead fish gettin baffled whilst whittlin Life is good. |
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in that masterpiece. |
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