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Old 09-09-2008, 03:14 PM
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He's liahing again.....since you lost all your money you couldn't afford any of us.
for that little all we would do is bite..and it would hurt.



That's it....off with his head.
I'm sorry Franny, but I'm not into that kind of kinky stuff. Try Hossy. I do enjoy a good tip frosting, though.
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Old 09-09-2008, 03:17 PM
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NAFTA wasn't the only thing capable of creating a great sucking sound.










I have a verifiable woody happening.
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Old 09-09-2008, 03:20 PM
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NAFTA wasn't the only thing capable of creating a great sucking sound.










I have a verifiable woody happening.
Gustav wasn't the only thing blowing in Louisiana, if ya know what I mean.
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Old 09-09-2008, 03:23 PM
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MORTY......he is not as fun as you made him out to be....

That's it going back to the panther!!!!!
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Old 09-09-2008, 03:26 PM
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MORTY......he is not as fun as you made him out to be....

That's it going back to the panther!!!!!
I do apologize, Franny.

Phil Garden briefly obtained access to my logon and posted that questionable line. I would never do such a thing. The internet police should be arriving in his lab in Texas any minute now.
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Old 09-09-2008, 03:31 PM
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I do apologize, Franny.

Phil Garden briefly obtained access to my logon and posted that questionable line. I would never do such a thing. The internet police should be arriving in his lab in Texas any minute now.
OK well then, there seems to be alot of illegal logon going on.

I think pgarden is not in his lab, Ah do believe he is getting ready for the arrival of IKE....which will not be fun....

Why haven't you been to the bar?

But you did make me revert to my roots....
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Old 09-09-2008, 03:35 PM
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OK well then, there seems to be alot of illegal logon going on.

I think pgarden is not in his lab, Ah do believe he is getting ready for the arrival of IKE....which will not be fun....

Why haven't you been to the bar?

But you did make me revert to my roots....
You are too kind, but I'm not a drinker. I don't want to do something reckless, like crash my car or take up gelf.
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Old 09-09-2008, 08:21 PM
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I do apologize, Franny.

Phil Garden briefly obtained access to my logon and posted that questionable line. I would never do such a thing. The internet police should be arriving in his lab in Texas any minute now.
You have never had your wife put a knife to your
throat. If she had laid me to rest... you would lose
people to make fun of. And that would be no fun.
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Old 09-09-2008, 03:58 PM
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Your spiffy release just poked me in the eye.



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Old 09-09-2008, 04:10 PM
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I'm outa here on all this hand saluting and such.....

ta ta for now...
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Old 09-09-2008, 05:56 PM
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I'm outa here on all this hand saluting and such.....

ta ta for now...
Love the ta -ta's.
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Old 09-09-2008, 03:19 PM
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I'm sorry Franny, but I'm not into that kind of kinky stuff. Try Hossy. I do enjoy a good tip frosting, though.
snort..
spit...
fr&l-a


poor hossy..or is he really that strange...hmmmmmm


I'll have to have Morty clue me on that..not sure what the alternate is...although you do speak of it often....
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Old 09-09-2008, 03:39 PM
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Franny is rooting for me.
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Old 09-09-2008, 03:42 PM
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Old 09-09-2008, 03:46 PM
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See now you've made HOSSY very mad. I knew you would!!!!!

Hi Hossy where ya been?

ooops gonna get in trouble for that.....

Kiss Kiss Morty..dawlin! Of course I root for you, especially in your guarded condition.

OH yikes...did you just call Hossy a sissy cat?
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It's already been downgraded.
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Old 09-09-2008, 03:49 PM
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I've been around. In more ways than one if ya know wha' ahm sayin'.

(He means in Naples for those not following at home)
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Old 09-09-2008, 03:54 PM
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Sir, it's a pleasure to have you back and posting at such a high level. Hand salute.
Your service in keeping the swine at bay around here is every bit as admirable as John McCain's. And a snappy hand salute to you.
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