"In The Spotlight" with Dr. SwineSmeller

[Rudeboyelvis]

Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis

Geeker - He's never let silly things like facts cloud his judgement.... He only goes by pedigree and pictures, yet in this race Graham Motion has a colt entered that's an Elusive Quality out of a Boundary mare, which actually has a chance to hit the board, if not win at a pretty square price of 6-1 m/l.
Broke mdn last out by 7 and 3/4ths for 20k, vs. his impecably bred pick that barely squeeked out a neck for mdn 16k last.

WINS paying 12.80 - Poor Dr. Pig, can't even follow his own advice

[robfla]

Smell good. Smoke more pork butts.

[declansharbor]

Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis

WINS paying 12.80 - Poor Dr. Pig, can't even follow his own advice

Nice call RBE!! I should have laid some doucets on him while I was on the road...All is good though, off to see Radiohead tonight!!!

[Rudeboyelvis]

Originally Posted by declansharbor

Nice call RBE!! I should have laid some doucets on him while I was on the road...All is good though, off to see Radiohead tonight!!!

You and I both!! In and out of meetings all day and no access to the ole' online account.... Very logical Trifecta (with the scratches of National Guard and Proudest Native) paid 331.00 for 2 beans... Gotta hand it to the good Doc, he's picking out some great races to beat him at.... Enjoy the show, man!

[Dr.SwineSmeller]

Results 8/12/08 Racing Coast to Coast, Deleware Park
Jungle Cat's agent, Goofy, has reported that Jungle Cat has opted out of his racing contract in favor of a lucrative movie deal with Disney to play the part of Cheetah the Monkey in the upcoming Tarzan movie series.
Looking foward to seeing you there Jungle Cat!

Jockey JA Bracho was last seen standing on a street corner in Dover, Deleware holding a "WILL WORK FOR FOOD" sign in one hand and a barefoot baby in the other.

Todays wager: $26, return $0.
Coast to Coast WPS record: 10 starts, 1-1-4. $2 mythical Win on each= $20 bet, $5.20 return
Total called wagers to date: $314 bet, return $78.
Dr. SwineSmeller

[Dr.SwineSmeller]

Originally Posted by Dr.SwineSmeller
If you were a tired horse from way up in the Poconos trying to get back home after you'd just rode 4000 miles in hot trailer with a nose hole from Pennsylvania to California only to have dirt clods for dinner, you'd be a little disoriented too when you first hit the road trying to figure out which way was east. Don't blame the horse for being lost. Dr. SwineSmeller


[quote] Geeker> Uh...OK..but there still isn't an I-40 east/west/north or south out of LA...
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If anyone in California with half a heart should see In The Poconos wandering down the highway, please stop and give him directions to I-40 east out of LA. It is evident that the poor horse is lost, and all he wants is to hit I-40 and get back home to Pennsylvania.

[Rudeboyelvis]

Originally Posted by Dr.SwineSmeller

Originally Posted by Dr.SwineSmeller

If anyone in California with half a heart should see In The Poconos wandering down the highway, please stop and give him directions to I-40 east out of LA. It is evident that the poor horse is lost, and all he wants is to hit I-40 and get back home to Pennsylvania.

Ummmm... There is no I-40 in Pennsylvania either, genius

[geeker2]

This thread should be moved to Esoteric Central ....