On my soapbox...

[GPK]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

I can see the highway patrolman now:


Good evening,sir.

And where are you off to in such a hurry tonight?

Huh?....say---do I smell alcohol? I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to put your left foot in...put your left foot out....now do the hoky-poky and shake it all about.



Oh gee..you're not doing very well on this one ,sir.


Please step out of the vehicle.









Come on ,sir...I don't have all night here.

this would be funny if I actually remembered seeing the trooper....